How to be Funny ? # Jokes

Salesman: Miss, you will look very attractive in this dress.

Lady: I like it but i don't like its color.

Salesman: Oh, don't about it, the color will disappear after the first wash.!!

. Father: Tell me, what do you do, when nothing goes right?

Son: It is very short and simple dad, i go LEFT!

. A man calls a policeman over claiming to have witnessed a crime;

Witness: This man has been murdered!

Policeman: Badly?

Witness: No, very well, he's dead!

Friend 1: Is your refrigerator running?

Friend 2: Yes. Why?

Friend 1: Well you better go catch it!