4 Short Jokes to Make You, Her, Him Laugh or Smile

**  Person 1: Have you heard the one about the butter?

Person 2: No.

Person 1: Well, I can't tell you or else you'll spread it.

**  Salesman to a kid: is your mother at home?

kid replied: yes.

Salesman: rang the bell four time, but no one comes out.

Salesman asked kid: you said she is at home??

Kid: yes, she is at home , but it is not a place where i live.

**  Once brain walks into bar and says "can i have a pint of beer please..?"

The barman looks at him and replies "Sorry i can not serve you"

"Why not?" asks the brain 

"Because you are already out of your head..."

** Once a short man asked: What is the difference between watch and wife?

Short friend replied: If a watch gets angry, it stops but if wife gets angry, she starts..

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