Smile and laugh and joke for everyone

4 Short Jokes to Make You, Her, Him Laugh or Smile

** Person 1: Have you heard the one about the butter?

Person 2: No.

Person 1: Well, I can't tell you or else you'll spread it.

** Salesman to a kid: is your mother at home?

kid replied: yes.

Salesman: rang the bell four time, but no one comes out.

Salesman asked kid: you said she is at home??

Kid: yes, she is at home , but it is not a place where i live.

** Once brain walks into bar and says "can i have a pint of beer please..?"

The barman looks at him and replies "Sorry i can not serve you"

"Why not?" asks the brain

"Because you are already out of your head..."

** Once a short man asked: What is the difference between watch and wife?

Short friend replied: If a watch gets angry, it stops but if wife gets angry, she starts..

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How to be Funny ? # Jokes

Salesman: Miss, you will look very attractive in this dress.

Lady: I like it but i don't like its color.

Salesman: Oh, don't about it, the color will disappear after the first wash.!!

. Father: Tell me, what do you do, when nothing goes right?

Son: It is very short and simple dad, i go LEFT!

. A man calls a policeman over claiming to have witnessed a crime;

Witness: This man has been murdered!

Policeman: Badly?

Witness: No, very well, he's dead!

Friend 1: Is your refrigerator running?

Friend 2: Yes. Why?

Friend 1: Well you better go catch it!